Tuesday, April 27, 2010

ReBlog: Leave Applications

I know there are some articles I am yet to write but forgive me I forgot them all. I sat here hundreds of times to write something but suddenly I feel empty. So, until I get rid of this block I would like to make some of you laugh the way I did when I read this email from Wangchuk Bidha:

A GNM from JDWNRH: Applied for leave as follows:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave." 
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This is from a Primary Teacher-a keralite: who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."
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Another gem from NEC-Thimphu, Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."
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From Administration section of MoHCA:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave."
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Another employee from BBSC applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"
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An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."
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A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
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Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day."
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Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."
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An official rely from MoLHR to a businessman:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."
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Actual letter written for application of leave by an MP (DPT):
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
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Letter writing by my son:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
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A perspective candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.
How was it? I don't know whose brain is behind this piece... whom ever it may concern, thank you for the laughter

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